1. Is that actually made from cat fur?
  2. Were any cats harmed in the making of this product?
  3. Can I get it in dog?
  4. Is that made from real cat leather?
  5. What’s a Oiselle?
  6. Does that meet the dress code at your preppy-ass prep school?
  7. Is the goal to make you look like a cat, or to attract cats?
  8. What’s its name?
  9. Can you get matching Rundies?
  10. Is that legal in the U.S.?
  11. You do know you’re never going to have sex again, right?


November 18, 2016 — jbarnard

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