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March 31, 2016

Are You Burned Out on Running? Join the Brulée!

Oiselle’s newest team. When you don't want to run anymore...

Finally. A team for couch sitters. A community of people you can call on to watch Family Guy reruns – wherever you live! Got big dreams of donuts? We’ll help you order them. Seeking a drinking buddy? We have meet-ups for you! 

We know running burns us all out. We’re all in this together…let’s see how little we can do. Know you’re with people who will help you achieve more inactivity. With each training cycle, you’ll see improvements in your ability nothing! It’s easy to get started. Even better, our in-house coaching team is here to discourage your derailment attempts. (You want to run today? Absolutely not.)

Wondering how to join and stop running!? It’s easy. We’re here to infect you.

Your Brulée kit includes:

  • Early morning smokes. Learn to roll your own!
  • Netflix… all day, every day, never stop
  • Grandma panties and a slouchy sweatsuit
  • Shoe bonfire starter kit
  • And a rousing team motto… “give ‘em the bird!”
  • Join us. Or don’t. We'll just be sitting here. 

Running is for losers. Settle in and settle down! Join today!



Jocelyn | April 1, 2016 at 5:58am

Killing it!

You guys are killing April Fools Day EVERY.YEAR! I love it!

tracey | April 1, 2016 at 6:02am

This was funny. even funnier

This was funny. even funnier when i clicked on it and only got the image. you never let me down Oiselle!

Jessica | April 1, 2016 at 6:28am

Thank heavens! Finally

Thank heavens! Finally speaking my language. My couch is going to have a ME shaped indent by the end of the weekend.

Braunwyn | April 1, 2016 at 6:46am

This sounds like my kind of

This sounds like my kind of team!! Hahaha. Happy April 1st, Oiselle.!

Chasity Rainey | April 1, 2016 at 6:49am


This is HILARIOUS!!!!

Cristina | April 1, 2016 at 7:01am

You got me good! Happy April's fool day!

I honestly read this post like three times and kept thinking WTF?!?! Love you guys and your clothes! I'm buying my first pieces to wear for my third Boston Marathon (I know, I know, I'm late to the Oiselle party!) and can't wait to have them in my hands. Keep up the good work ladies!

Erin | April 1, 2016 at 7:09am

FANTASTIC way to start a

FANTASTIC way to start a Friday....and April Fools.

Emily | April 1, 2016 at 7:21am

Wow. Realize this is an

Wow. Realize this is an April Fools joke, but as a runner who decided to take a self-imposed running break to try to distance myself from nagging injuries, I was really hoping this was a real resource for someone trying to re-assess where running fits in my life

Michelle | April 1, 2016 at 8:00am

Hooray for Brulée!

Oh c'mon--for this gal nursing a nagging running injury, this sounds up my alley right about now! Love your blog and all your goodies, Oiselle...

Jen Westra | April 1, 2016 at 8:44am

Slackers unite!

Hee hee!! You guys are hilarious . . . I LOVE Team Brulee! ;)

Shannon | April 1, 2016 at 11:47am

Haha! I used to be on that

Haha! I used to be on that team!

Bhakti | April 1, 2016 at 12:56pm

AHAHAH!! Love this.

AHAHAH!! Love this. Wonderfully written, poignant... and just plain full of it. ;-)